Postie Patrol

OK, here's what I think of PayPerPost's "Postie Patrol": scary! Perfect for Halloween!

When I say that the Postie Patrol is "scary", I mean that it is scary for them. I personally wouldn't mind a visit from the Patrol, but the team is very likely to find me lounging around in my altogether, or up to my elbows in (literally) doo-doo out in the garden, or perhaps singing in the shower. Trust me when I say that these guys don't want to visit my house.

How's this for an idea, instead? They could just randomly pick me out, contact me by e-mail, and send me a cash reward. No visit required.

Link: payperpost